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(0:00) These are the top three ways to get out of a speeding ticket.
(0:02) Here’s your ticket for speeding.
(0:04) The first tip is to not pay the ticket.
(0:06) You have to pay it because I said so.
(0:08) No, that is not true.
(0:09) You don’t want to pay your ticket because it’s actually an omission of guilt.
(0:12) This gets us to step two, which is you want to change your court date (0:14) so that you can get your case dismissed.
(0:16) Oh, is this the DMV court?
(0:18) Perfect, I see that I have a court date this coming Monday.
(0:20) Is there any way that I can change it to a month from now on a Wednesday?
(0:23) Okay, fantastic, it’s available.
(0:24) Thank you so much.
(0:25) It is extremely important that you change the court date because officers like to stack all their tickets on the same day so they can come and testify.
(0:31) If you’re lucky, they’ll forget about the ticket
(0:33) or they won’t show up to the court date.
(0:34) And then guess what?
(0:35) Your case is dismissed.
(0:37) Wait, did I have a court case today?
(0:39) If the officer does show up, the third way to get out of the ticket is you want to ask if their speed radar device is properly calibrated.
(0:45) If they haven’t calibrated their device, then guess what? The evidence is not admissible and your case will get dismissed.
(0:51) I didn’t know you could calibrate these.
(0:52) And those are the top three ways that you can get out of a speeding ticket.
